Southern Phrases That Will Help You Fit In

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Southern Phrases That Will Help You Fit In

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Southern Phrases That Will Help You Fit In If You Move To The South


1. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”

2. “It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.”

3. “He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”

4. “Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed.”

5. “She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.”

6. “It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.”

7. “My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull.”

8. “Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.”

9. “He’s as country as corn flakes.”

10. “This is gooder’n grits.”

11. “Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.”

12. “If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.”

13. “Raise that window down.”

14. “If you drink and drive you might get law caught.”

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